National Night Out 2008

One of the reasons that StarFish gets asked to play gigs like National Night Out is because we're just, well, so incredibly manly. When a potential criminal opens up a fine newspaper like the News-Record of Maplewood and South Orange and sees a picture of us rockin' for National Night Out, that person will probably think, 'Hang on, this event is no joke. If those way-cool rockin' dudes are involved, then I should probably rethink this whole criminal thing and maybe take up another hobby like, oh, air guitar or something.'

So, yeah, 500 people showed up. Some of them may have actually known about National Night Out, although most were probably drawn by the irresistible rock star pheromones that surround us. Stay tuned for announcements about our forthcoming fragrance, 'Rank.' In order to make the first batch, we’re all going to skip showering for a couple of weeks and then we have to scrape our... okay, I'm making that part up.